As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray!
I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do it. But he’s just amazing.
And now that he’s cured the planet, now he can really focus on the most important things like raising your taxes, stripping away all limitations on abortion, and making us less safe from terrorist attacks.
January 20, 2009 at 3:47 am
I predict that by mid-February, the media will start publishing stories about how the economy is making a strong comeback.
January 20, 2009 at 5:34 am
LOL!, I just love the complete snarkiness of this, genius 🙂
January 20, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Mainscream media today was reporting that “Mr. Obama” this and “Mr. Obama” that — sign of respect and all that with the “Mr.” thrown in. Then they changed subjects and the same reporters said “Bush” this and “Bush” that — not “President Bush”, which he still is until a new president is inaugurated, but just plain old “Bush”. Not even a “Mr.”
January 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Well then, he must be responsible for the record-breaking cold snap we had here in the Midwest last week- and before he was even inaugurated! Quite a guy, that new one.
January 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Tune in at 5:00 for footage of him walking on water… and perhaps turning water into wine at one of the many Inaugural balls this evening (film at 11)
January 20, 2009 at 6:15 pm
LOL!
For a pro-life witness for today and this week, check out Celebrate Freedom for Life. I also have it on my blog.
January 20, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Here is a portion of Obama’s Inaugural Address.
“The time has come…; to carry forward that precious gift, that noble idea, passed on from generation to generation: the God-given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to pursue their full measure of happiness.”
My question, do unborn persons fit into the “ALL” that Obama is talking about??
January 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm
RE: Do unborn persons fit into that “ALL” that Obama is talking about?
Of course not! They’re just a lump of tissue, right????
What a sad, tragic day for our country… I’m still reeling that folks had the audacity to mock Bush as he arrived earlier today! Classless, folks. Classless.
January 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm
RE: Do unborn persons fit into that “ALL” that Obama is talking about?
Of course not! They’re just a lump of tissue, right????
What a sad, tragic day for our country… I’m still reeling that folks had the audacity to mock Bush as he arrived earlier today! Classless, folks. Classless.
January 21, 2009 at 12:59 am
At times this blog reminds me of naivete personified. But that’s OK – continue to marginalize yourselves.
January 21, 2009 at 1:05 am
Actually, it was almost 60 degrees in South Dakota.
January 21, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Anonymous – your rejoinder is empty. Just like an Obama speech.
January 22, 2009 at 12:04 am
Or you head.
January 22, 2009 at 12:26 am
Wow, what a stunning comeback! I could actually feel my self-esteem descend a couple notches.