Maureen Dowd doesn’t like Twitter and was essentially acting like a jerk to the guys who invented Twitter in a Q and A. She asks this question and the comeback is 140 characters or less and perfect:

Dowd: Twitter seems like telegrams without the news. We now know that on the president’s trip to Trinidad, ABC News’s Jake Tapper’s shower was spewing brown water. Is there any thought that doesn’t need to be published?

BIZ STONE: The one I’m thinking right now.

Can’t do better than that.