In the least surprising thing that happened today, the USCCB went full USCCB by USCCBing in their latest USCCB document.

Here’s all you need to know. The initial conversation was battled over but the final measure passed with a vote of 222-8. Whenever you have unanimity from the bishops, you have lukewarm pollyannas, not Catholic teaching.

In short, the US Catholic bishops ended a nearly yearlong debate Wednesday over whether to bar politicians who support abortion rights from receiving the Eucharist, by passing new guidance on Communion that doesn’t actually address the issue.

Babies around the world reacted in the same way:

The measure passed by a vote of 222-8 and was followed by applause at a gathering of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. The unborn wept.