I’m sorry, what? I thought for a moment I agreed with Cosmo. Yes abortion is satanic. But of course, that’s not what they meant.

Yup. Cosmopolitan is promoting something called a “Satanic abortion.” It instructs women how to go about having a satanic abortion. Silly Cosmo, you don’t have to do anything in particular. All abortions are satanic.

In reality, it’s an abortion clinic with an ironic name because…edgy. And they’ll send women the death pills, even though it’s dangerous for women. But who cares, amirite? The well being of individual women pales in comparison to their political ideology.

But here’s what they say:

And you thought abortion was just a political issue.

“Put on the full armor of God. For our struggle is not against flesh & blood, but against the rulers,against the powers of this dark world & against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” -Ephesians 6:11-12