Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 31 October 2026

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Post-Apocalyptic Priestly Vampire Assassins

Finally a movie that takes a serious look at what it is like to be a priest. At least what it is like to be a future post apocalyptic vampire killing priest. Same thing really.

On the upside, the vamps here do not seem to suffer from teenagey existential angst with too much product in their hair. They do seem to suffer however from flying crosses that turn into razor blades. There is that….

I like movies where the vamps don’t need to be loved or understood. I like movies where vamps need killin’. Using a priest to do it seems gratuitous, but hey, until I have walked a mile in their post-apocalyptic vamp infested shoes, who am I to judge?

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