Newsbusters reports that “ today has a cheeky frontpage headline in “The Case for Killing Granny,” with a subheader promising an explanation as to “Why curbing excessive end-of-life care is good for America.'”

The magazine also promises readers to explain “Why We Should Insure Illegals.”

Ah, but here’s the conundrum. What if your granny is an illegal alien? Do we kill her or cover her? Answer that Newsweek.