I’m trying to think of things to do rather than watch the DNC convention. I thought you might be too so I’m putting together a list of things to do during the DNC convention.
1) Watch reruns of Breaking Bad. It’s a story about a man with a nice family who destroys everything around him for an ego trip.
2) Read “The Son Also Rises.” It’s a story about a man who wants to change everything but is just impotent.
3) Watch “There Will be Blood.” Because this election is going to get ugly.
4) Go take the dog for a walk and shovel its dung. Do this in solidarity with the Democrats who will be forced to do this for three consecutive nights.
5) Watch “Dead Man Walking” because I think that sums up Obama’s re-election chances pretty well.
6) Watch “Dazed and Confused” instead of Biden’s speech.
7) Watch “Hellraiser” because if Obama wins, that’s what’ll be happening here.
8) Tell the people in your life how awesome you actually are and that if they don’t agree how awesome you are then tell them they’re just not paying attention. And then explain it to them.
9) Watch “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.” ‘Cause it is.
10) Pray. Pray a lot. This country needs that more than anything right now.
September 4, 2012 at 3:26 am
11)Start/join a militia
12)Build a bunker
13)Convince your local priest to move into your mountain stronghold
September 4, 2012 at 4:11 am
14) Watch videos about handling guns. Using a hand gun without the proper training and precaution can be fatal to others in your household.
15) Forward videos debunking Obama's lies to your FB friends. You'll never know who gets suckered into them.
September 4, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Scoop my cat's litter box.
September 4, 2012 at 8:13 pm
dig out my own wisdom teeth with a teaspoon…it would be an EMINENTLY more pleasant pastime.
September 5, 2012 at 12:17 am
Or, we could watch the DNC. You know the old saying about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer. I've long advocated paying attention to what those with whom you disagree are saying. It's not enough to rely on what someone else tells us they are saying.