In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree to take the bus to work, drive hybrids, stop having more than one child each, and use environmentally friendly light bulbs.
Anyone? Anyone?
December 13, 2008 at 4:02 am
Sorry, can’t help right now. I have to reset the thermostat to about 73 degrees and then fire up the snowblower.
December 13, 2008 at 4:49 am
Yeah, me too. I have to go right now and start my car and let it run for ten minutes so it will be nicely heated and defrosted before I go to work. I also have to turn on the television, radio, and half of the lights in the house so that potential burglars will think someone is home while I’m gone. Sorry I can’t be of service.
December 13, 2008 at 4:57 am
“Here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into”
December 13, 2008 at 10:39 am
I’m too poor to buy a hybrid and there aren’t any bus stops near my home, but I’ll tell you what: let’s each chip a few bucks into a special fund and we can use the collections to buy the Venerable Al a ticket on the next Russian space mission. Once in orbit, he can poke his mouth through a special airlock and vent all those nasty fumes out into space where they won’t do any harm.
Unless he’s concerned about polluting space too, in which case I’m out of ideas.
December 13, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Choke on it, Al, you pompous, bloated, greedy, self-indulgent, self-obsessed Euro-Wannabe.
— Mack
December 13, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Better yet, I’ll bike to work and turn my 1 1/2 commute to 12 hours!
December 13, 2008 at 5:20 pm
He didn’t inhale.
December 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Oh, Nzie, I wish I’d said that! Perfect!
If Al Gore had possessed enough character to say no to the lies and perhaps crimes of his boss, he would have been president himself.
— Mack
December 13, 2008 at 7:09 pm
I wouldn’t hold my breath.
December 13, 2008 at 9:06 pm
LOL! This is priceless!
December 13, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Makes me want to go out and buy the biggest gas guzzler in the city, make that two….and turn on every light, appliance and you name it…
I think he should be fined for growing so big and full of hot air.
December 13, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Makes me want to go out and buy the biggest gas guzzler in the city, make that two….and turn on every light, appliance and you name it…
I think he should be fined for growing so big and full of hot air.
December 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Thanks Mack.. I started going off in this longer thing, and then I realised it was getting to resemble hot air, deleted it, and it came to me.
December 15, 2008 at 5:09 am
That is so funny!