This is the kind of thing that’s not really worth analyzing seriously. If these college aged atheists had two goals 1) to get on the news and 2) to prove that they’re a bunch of losers they succeeded wildly on both counts.

Look young atheists, I know that Mommy and Doug made you get up early three of four times a year and made you go to Church. That must have been tough. I know being the only atheist on the Yearbook Club made you feel special and smart. Hey, you found your niche, that’s cool. I know you drew a Flying Spaghetti Monster on your spiral notebook just so somebody would ask you what it was and you could spout all of Richard Dawkins’ theories and pawn them off as your own. I know it was kinda’ cool to lay down in bed with your wine cooler buzz and feel all angsty because sometimes it just feels nice to be angsty. And now you’re in college and you joined the atheist club because you know the girls who belong to the group aren’t as…morally uptight as some other groups. And I know how it is to go away to college and think of it as a four year slumber party. And I know this little stunt of trading the Bible for porn will be a big hit with your friends and you’ll feel all special.

But right now you’re trying a little too hard to prove you’re unique, like the kid who highlights the least known bands he can think of for his Facebook page as a way of feigning depth.

Chill. You don’t have to try so hard. And remember when you snap out of it, God will still love you. And you’ll actually realize that you actually are unique, something your current ideology is hard pressed to acknowledge.

HT Hot Air