Elton John, who is 63 and just adopted a child, suggested that he guest star on the television show “Glee” and end up in bed with a 16 year old gay virgin on the show, according to Newsbusters.

Elton suggested he be introduced as the boyfriend of the Jane Lynch character only to end up in bed with the boy. Because, you know, rape jokes are always funny. Especially from men who just adopted children.

Hopefully Elton’s kid won’t bring home many friends from high school.

Another thing is that it’s a mainstream joke used all the time that a straight man goes gay but to even consider that a gay man go straight is somehow homophobic. Sexuality is fungible only if it goes one way?

Newsbusters has the video of Jane Lynch recounting what Elton said.