Since the term “sl@t” for women who pronounce they’re having sex and you have to pay for it is no longer acceptable, as has been shown by what will come to be known as the Limbaugh debacle, it seems our culture is in desperate need of a euphemistic replacement for the offensive term.
1) Undocumented harlot
2) Vertically challenged
3) Morally and physically flexible
4) Super-duper tolerant
5) Democrat (Ok. That one may have gone too far.)
6) The working spore (That one definitely went too far.)
7) HHS employee
8) Future reality star
9) Planned Parenthood Preferred Customer
Any addition to this list would be welcome.
March 9, 2012 at 1:45 am
Women's health practitioner.
Privacy rights promoter.
Obama Democrat.
Mistake maker.
Enlightened Catholic.
March 9, 2012 at 1:58 am
You can add Betthase to the list. It's a German term for the same thing, plus it has the added cool factor of being a foreign word which when used in conversation always makes one appear intelligent….
March 9, 2012 at 2:46 am
Enslaved Modernist
March 9, 2012 at 4:25 am
Feminist
March 9, 2012 at 4:26 am
The Jerk left a comment earlier which spoke for me, as well, but now it's gone. Is this a Blogger glitch?
March 9, 2012 at 5:12 am
Stonher.
March 9, 2012 at 5:22 am
Simcha,
What did it say?
March 9, 2012 at 12:29 pm
Don't worry, Archbolds. It's your blog, you can delete any comment that offends you. If my previous words hurt your feelings, I apologize.
March 9, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Pattymelt said…
This post is unworthy of a Christian gentleman. Christ would never have used any of these terms with the woman caught in adultery. Why are you wasting time on this? because these morally challenged STD transmitters are not repentant and they may go to hell taking other souls with them. and men are called numbnuts and sometimes "johns" but only unless you mean toilet, no, no, toilet is to good a term for them. Consorts of Jezebel. ah ha, dog meat.
March 9, 2012 at 1:14 pm
I'm with pattymelt. This is beneath you. It undermines you and utterly lacks in the Christian charity that will win far more converts to Christ.
And Steve "scotju" Dalton,
Ezekiel and Isaiah did not use the word with such spiteful glee. There is a far cry between the "woe to you"s of the Bible and internet invective.
March 9, 2012 at 1:16 pm
Why do you always make me laugh on Friday of Lent?
March 9, 2012 at 3:48 pm
So you can't even make a joke about the *word* slut anymore? Is that where we are at people? You can't even make a joke about a word?
Please.
March 9, 2012 at 7:19 pm
Does anyone object to truthful descriptive words like "serial fornicator"?
March 9, 2012 at 11:07 pm
Heartless Guttersnipe—-Prof. Henry Higgins
floozie, hussy, Tulsa Girl
March 10, 2012 at 3:54 am
You can't make a word a joke when it is being currently attached to one single college student.
This is just mean spirited. Like "I'm being opressed, I can't call that black guy a "N". You can, Like Dr. Laura can, but there will be consequenses.
Call Ms. Fluke a Sl@t if you wish. 1st amendment says you can, social norms say you shouldn't.
March 10, 2012 at 5:11 pm
I'm with pattymelt and Priest's Wife. That silly girl at Georgetown is someone's daughter. And "Democrat"? Oh, sure, because "Republican" is ALWAYS synonymous with "chaste".
March 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm
I like this blog.
March 11, 2012 at 12:44 am
Is this the best you could come up with today? Alternative unkind labels? Do you have a hangover or something?
March 11, 2012 at 5:50 am
When did this woman ever proclaim she was having sex? She argued that her friend had a medical condition affecting her ovaries and the cure for that condition was birth control pills. I have known many women on birth control for medical reasons. Google "polycystic ovary disease" please. Stop attacking this person. She never mentioned her own sex life. You know nothing about it.
March 11, 2012 at 2:24 pm
Thank you for confirming my opinion of Catholics — you hate women. I'm linking this post to every feminist website I can find.
By the way, Limbaugh stated in his offensive diatribe that he wanted to watch Sandra Fluke's sex tapes on the Internet. Can't you even condemn for watching porn?