This is crazy. Discovery Kids is renaming itself “Hub” and announcing a new show about superheroes your kids will love -if they’re into Sharia Law and all that. You know -Truth, Justice and the Islamic Way.
Weasel Zippers reports:
Hide your face and grab the kids. Coming soon to a TV in your child’s bedroom is a posse of righteous, Sharia-com pliant Muslim superheroes — including one who fights crime hidden head-to-toe by a burqa.
These Islamic butt-kickers are ready to bring truth, justice and indoctrination to impressionable Western minds.
Scheduled for release on the new network The Hub — formerly Discovery Kids — which launches today, is a cartoon beloved in the Arab world and received timidly in Britain last year, “The 99.”
The program chronicles the adventures of 99 superheroes, each of whom embodies an attribute of Allah.
Jabbar is a Muslim Incredible Hulk. Mumita is wicked fast.
How many parents are going to plant their kids in front of the television and allow their children to watch this thing just because it’s a cartoon and never question it until their kids are asking for a burqa for Halloween.
Don’t worry though Christians we’ll always have Bible Man played by the…uhm…troubled Willie Ames who recently joined Oceania Cruises as a member of the Entertainment staff after selling all of his stuff on his front lawn to fend of foreclosure.
October 11, 2010 at 10:26 pm
Jabbar sees infidels! JABBAR SMASH RRRRRRRGGGGGG!!!
October 11, 2010 at 11:04 pm
It's Obama on the top left in the green jacket! Cool. Yes we can.
October 11, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Top right. I was just picturing myself as part of that cool posse looking OUT. Sorry.
October 12, 2010 at 1:15 am
Which one deals out justice to the infidels?
I suppose that would be all of them.
October 12, 2010 at 2:00 am
I'll bet each and every episode will be 'explosive'!
October 12, 2010 at 2:30 am
Muslims make up at the most 1.6% of our population but the "Hub" is marketing this tripe. So someone tell me again how the followers of the Pedophile Prophet are not winning over our culture?
October 12, 2010 at 2:37 am
I think Bob the Tomatoe can take that guy! Someone call Larry Boy!
October 12, 2010 at 9:54 am
Upside: this is unlikely to be any better than Captain Planet, which resulted in three kids, ages 5-7, going all MST3k on it.
October 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm
So if a woman being raped yells for help, do one of the 99 jump in and stone her?
October 12, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Wow. What a bunch of bigots y'all are. Guess I went to the wrong site.
October 13, 2010 at 2:53 am
Of course it starts with 99, but depending on the number of suicide bombings each week they might get down to single digits by the end of the first season.
What I can't figure out is, why don't the Hindus slaughter thousands of Americans in cold blood? Then they too could be esteemed and wonderful and the third religion of the country all the rest. I guess they don't do it because of the coming back as a cockroach thing, and maybe their religion was not founded by a psychopath; but face it, with the intellectuals in this country, it would surely work.
October 13, 2010 at 3:57 am
What the heck is going on with this site??? Did someone forget to give the crazies their meds again???
October 13, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Islam needs to be less Violent. If they claim to be Chosen Children of God, or Allah, then they need to learn to LOVE. Scripture tells us that PEACE must be what exists between the believer and the Unbeliver. Pope JPII Says we should work to attain PEACE. Yes, there are extremist is Islam. I am trying not to be so judgemental, but there are some thigns I just can't help but question, which keeps my head turned from accepting their "faith" as harmless. Its too bad, really. But in general, Islam is becoming more agressive, either way you look at it. I guess they now have 99 superheros to help them fight the INFEDELS. I wander if the "kid" superheros that are girls are alreay married too when they are portrayed as 7 or 8? hmmmm. . . .