Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 27 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Drive Thru Jesus?

Madness. Pure madness. Some churches will do anything for press and media coverage. Methinks this one went a teeeeeeeny bit far. Just a bit.

Jesus died on the cross for you and you slowed down to honk your horn for Jesus. Fair trade, right?

MSNBC reports:

An Old Hickory church is offering a drive-thru Good Friday service until midnight.

North Point Community Church is set up inside a former bank building on Donelson Avenue. From midnight Thursday to midnight Friday, people can drive up to the building to drop a burden or sin at the first window. Then they can pull up to the second window and receive a blessing.

Church members said they hope this will be a bright spot in someone’s busy day. “We want people to know we care because we know Jesus,” said church member Lee Fesler.

They want this to be a “bright spot?” It’ll be a blur. It’s a freaking drive thru.

The dumbing down of Christianity. That’s what it is. At some point you make things so “convenient” that it ceases to be worship or prayer.

I wonder if you order the supersize Jesus you get a toy.

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