The Army is ordering soldiers to wear fake breasts and empathy bellies so they can better understand and empathize with pregnant soldiers.

Come on. If this doesn’t scream to you that the end is near you’re just not listening.

Army enlisted leaders all over the world are being ordered to take the Pregnancy Postpartum Physical Training Exercise Leaders Course, according to Fox News.

I was honestly hoping that this was some kind of practical joke right up until the moment the video ended. But it’s not. America is giving a come hither stare to our own doom.