Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 1 November 2026

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Six Year Old Suspended for Finger Gun

Are we insane? Seriously. Has our entire country gone totally and irretrievably looney?

A six year old boy was just suspended for pointing a finger gun at other students. A finger gun. Unless this kid is like Chuck Norris Jr. his fingers aren’t hurting anyone.

Come on. Really?

Here’s the details from MLive:

To the little boy’s mother, it was just a 6-year-old boy playing around.

But when Mason Jammer, a kindergarten student at Jefferson Elementary in Ionia, curled his fist into the shape of a gun Wednesday and pointed it at another student, school officials said it was no laughing matter.

They suspended Mason until Friday, saying the behavior made other students uncomfortable, said Erin Jammer, Mason’s mother.

So that’s the new standard, huh?

Look, the Pope even does finger guns.

Look out!!!! The Pope’s about to go Boondock Saints on us.

Uh-Oh. Ghandi’s got a gun!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watch out! Tom Cruise is dangerous! Well wait…bad example. He is actually kinda’ crazy. But you know what I mean.

(Note: I know that’s not Ghandi)

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